


| Movie Review: MILF Riders 2 |
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| Written by Dave Wells | |
| Tuesday, 15 April 2008 | |
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Six Solid Reasons to pick up Hitchhikers. With a title like MILF Riders 2, I didn’t have high hopes for this movie. (MILF, by the way, stands for “Mother I’d Like to ****.”) But I quickly found myself blown away by these older hotties (even more surprising as I usually stay away from MILFs whenever possible) and some wild & crazy action that puts these experienced babes heads and breasts above the younger competition.
This long-legged and stacked blonde doesn’t really stand out from the pornstar crowd, until she opens her mouth and you hear her sexy English accent. There’s another somewhat long conversation, but I don’t mind this so much especially with words like asshole gracing Celestian’s pink lips and long tongue. After a 20-minute wait or so (thank you fast forward), Celestian drops to her knees and goes down on Jenner in her too-tight black tank-top and camo pants. She quickly strips down for some sweet breast-banging before putting her spankable ass into 4th gear with a bouncing cowgirl ride. Next up, is a delightful office tryst without any of the mood-killing conversation from the first scene. I’ll tell you straight up that Janet isn’t the hottest MILF in the movie, but she is one of the wildest. There’s no telling how many hours of porn I’ve watched, but Janet’s energetic blowjob – complete with spit flying every which way, teabagging, and breast balling – takes the cake. After bending over the desk and getting spanked in her garter belt and stockings, she goes positively primal during doggy. And at the end, he unloads all over her glasses for that freshly glazed look. The third scene stars your typical busty blonde. Envy proves she’s an eager-beaver when she rubs her hard nipples while her boytoy tongue-bangs her clit. Better yet, when Envy gets into things, she really gets into them. You’ll love all the close-up and in-your-face shots of her riding her stud. Scene #4 calls for some more fast-forwarding, but you’ll be amply rewarded once Euro Tart Alex sheds her little black dress. Personally, Alex doesn’t do a lot for me – too much of the heroin chic look going on for my tastes. And she’s definitely young enough to deserve an asterisk with a question mark by her MILF title. But this uber-petite brunette makes up for that with a surprisingly large bottom for her frame. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear she had butt cheek implants. Regardless, Alex definitely makes up for that when she throws Jenner on the couch and starts grinding on him with that lovely bottom. Don’t miss out on the POV doggy segment – complete with hair pulling and a whole lot of screaming. Next on tap is Paige. This older brunette is what MILFs are all about. She simply oozes raw sex appeal as she expertly seduces a friend’s son. Last of all, we have blonde Euro babe Sarah who’s interviewing for a job as a housekeeper. With her skin-tight top and sexy skirt, she definitely strikes quite a pose. Her cleaning and cooking skills might not be up to snuff but when it comes to 69ing, she’s first rate. But after all that doggy, she’s definitely going to have to change the sheets. If you’re still reading this, you should probably stop now and just order the movie. But if you’re not quite convinced, the run time comes out to an impressive 204 minutes with an extra 28 bonus minutes – that works out to just under four hours. Granted, you will end up fast-forwarding through some of that, but even then, you’ve still got over three hours of awesome MILF sex, and that’s definitely what these mommies do best. | |
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