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Confessions of Susan Confessions of Susan - Entry 8
Confessions of Susan Confessions of Susan - Entry 8
| Confessions of Susan - Entry 8 |
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| Written by Susan A. | |
| Monday, 27 August 2007 | |
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Grace was right. Jerry called the very next day. Luckily, I picked up the phone instead of one of my kids. (Okay, it wasn't that lucky, I spent the day hovering over the phone like a desperate teenager waiting for an invitation to the prom). We decided to meet up at Chiquita's again. I was excited ... and nervous. Very, very nervous. My first date since ... hell, my first date ever. I don't know if you could call the groping Billy and I did in the back of his car in high school exactly "dating." When the day of our rendezvous finally arrived, I decided to take a bath to try to unwind (and hide from the kids). They keep teasing me about my “new man.” I’m glad they aren’t freaked, but enough is enough. Plus, a bath seemed like the perfect opportunity to let off some steam while giving my new Waterproof Clitoral Hummer, the treat I bought myself at that Temptations party, a whirl. This time I brought the radio into the bathroom with me. I’m a person who learns from her mistakes. And I admit: I had to turn up the volume pretty high. Oh my goodness … that vibe packed a punch. I was writhing so much I splashed a few gallons of bathwater on the floor. And after all those years of yelling at the kids to keep the bathwater in the tub, I found I really didn’t care. Then, and I’m embarrassed to confess this, I did the classic thing. I changed my outfit six times. I reapplied my lipstick four times. I started at my butt in the mirror for at least five minutes. Finally, I decided it was as good as it was going to get. Just as I was about to head out the door, I checked my e-mail. I couldn’t believe it! There was a response from JelloSalad. It seems he just got back from vacation. Wow, I’ve got two men interested in me. Well, sort of. It’s a start anyway.
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