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Okay, Straight Girl, admit it—you've had a few girl/girl fantasies. Or maybe your man wants a three-way and you're game but a little nervous.

So what to do? You want to try something new but you don't want to hate it, and you don't want to embarrass yourself, and the whole idea of doing it seems cool, but when it comes to actually gettin' down with a real live lady, you aren't sure how the whole thing's supposed to work.

Girl/girl porn isn't any help—the "lesbian" performers appear to be just as bored with each other as they are with their male co-stars. And besides, those long acrylic nails look painful. You're not sure what real-life lesbians actually do in bed, but you're pretty sure it doesn't involve rubbing two sets of overly-inflated implants together while delicately touching tongues.

But women are so soft, and they smell so good! And let me tell you—straight or not, another girl's boobs can provide hours of entertainment. Boobs are the great universal—it's natural that you'd want to take a spin with a set that aren't your own once or twice, just for funsies. Haven't you always been curious about what it would be like to have your very own set of breasticles to lick, suck on, and even nibble? Unless you're super-flexible or your boobs are as long as wind-socks, hooking up with another girl is the way to go.

Listen—everyone loves boobs. Even gay guys love boobs—look at the all the cleavage-loving, boob-revealing garments fashion designers create for us! Boobs are just good, clean fun, and I'm here to tell you that it's okay to want your very own slice of apple pie.  Liking boobs doesn't make you homo, it just makes you human.

So boobs, soft skin, long hair—what's not to like?  Remember playing with Barbie?  Of course you do. Now imagine a Barbie you can finger-bang. Ultimately, there's no reason straight girls can't take an occasional stroll on the wild side Again, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian (or even bisexual)—it just means you're curious. Getting to second base with another girl is a near-universal female fantasy and if that's as far as you want to go, that's a-okay with me, my straight sister. The whole point is having fun and gently expanding your boundaries, not bulldozing them.

But just in case you're the adventurous type, let's skip the foreplay and get right to the heart of the matter: cunnilingus. Stick your hand down your pants and slide a finger or two inside yourself (do this later if you're reading this essay at a public computer). Pull your fingers out and sniff them. Mmmmm—there's that indescribable, much-loved, ocean-y aroma! 

Cunnilingus is all about scent and taste, and has little in common with the squeamish tongue-flicking shown in many adult movies. In order to make another girl feel good you have to get down and wallow, and oh, by the way, forget about keeping your makeup pristine. Think of pussy-eating as a full contact sport that involves your entire face and at least one hand, because while you're licking her from stem to stern you'll also be inserting a few fingers inside her—so trim your nails short beforehand and file off any rough edges. Yes, it takes some coordination, like walking while chewing gum or rubbing your belly while patting your head. But it's totally worth it once you figure out the rhythm she likes and you feel her rocking her hips beneath you as her orgasm builds. 

You can use toys instead of your fingers if you like, but be careful and don't chip a tooth on a glass dildo—soft jelly toys are easier to handle when you're going to be using them right next to your face. Have condoms handy and use them on your toys—this keeps them clean and fresh in case she wants to use the same toy inside you later.

What if you don't care for the taste though? You don't like raw oysters on the half shell, you prefer your sashimi breaded and baked, and when you sniffed your own fingers earlier, all you could think was: That's where pee comes from. Is cunnilingus off the menu for you?

Maybe. Maybe not. If you really can't stand the idea, don't do it—there's plenty of other ways to get her off. But if you want to give it a try and are scared of not liking her taste, simply invest in a bottle of flavored lube, some chocolate sauce, or a can of whipped cream. Or put a mint in your mouth and let her enjoy the curiously strong tingling sensation. Some of my box-munching girlfriends swear by honey, and you can't beat the convenience of the squeeze-bottle honey bear applicator (though you may want to watch out for real bears if you're camping). Just make sure to shower with her afterward—leftover sugar can promote yeast.

So make a dessert and dig in, Straight Girl. Whether you prefer pussy au natural or Bananas Foster-flavored, the point is to enjoy your meal…with a cherry on top.