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Everybody dreams about having and giving the best sex sessions ever. However, almost everybody does only that – dreaming. The question is: how does one stop dreaming about it and start doing it? Because, as you will see, it is as easy as it comes when you have to have sex.

There's something unbelievably hot about women who get paid to tease men mercilessly, and I don't mean Hooters Girls shilling hot wings and hula hoops.

I'm talking about strippers—women who make their rent money by dirty dancing for horny guys. What is it with them? How do they achieve the kind of confidence that radiates sexiness so effortlessly? Is it the seven-inch clear plastic Barbie shoes?

Forget the common cold. I want a cure for the common queef.

The queef—also known as the vaginal fart—is the explosive sound of air escaping from the vagina during enthusiastic penetration. It happens to the best of us, usually—for maximum humiliation—when we're having a passionate first-time encounter with a long-term crush object. It's not the end of the world, but I want a cure! Shouldn't there be some sort of anti-queef aerosol spray us ladies can apply to our Theatre of Operations before intercourse? Queef-B-Gone?

“Can you … um do that …um .. thing again?
“What thing?”
“Ummm … you know, that thing … um … kind of … down there.”