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Ok, so I’m not as lazy as Paris Hilton who says she’s too lazy for sex and would rather just kiss. But, on occasion, I can’t go at it full tilt.

I wake up with morning breath, but my partner has morning wood too good to waste …

Morning breath. He has it, too. A few really wet, sloppy kisses, and you won’t know whose is whose. But, if it really bothers you, you have several options. 1. Get up and brush your teeth or use a little mouthwash. 2. Swig a little leftover wine from the glass beside the bed. 3. Have oral sex. His penis won’t mind a little bad breath. 4. Try one of those really wacky Kama Sutra poses that connects all the important parts, but puts your heads on opposite sides of the bed.

I’m completely turned on, but we’re in his office and he’s waiting on a delivery …

On principal, I’m against the zipless … however, there are occasions when it is too much trouble to take off your clothes. This would be one of them. Better, too, to risk minimum exposure than full frontal nudity in the window of the conference room when that pesky little UPS guy finally shows up.  

I’ve pulled that muscle in my neck and while I can’t move my head, the rest of me is willing and able …

An injury is a great excuse just to lie there and be serviced! After I figured this one out, I confess, I feigned a few. Plump up the pillows, dangle your legs over the side of the bed or turn your back on your lover. The object is simply to remain as still as you possibly can. It’s his turn to do all the work. If he moves in for a kiss, moan, point to your neck and push his head down to where it can do the most good.  

Too tired to invite him over, get undressed and do the nasty, I nonetheless decide I could use a little something to take the edge off and get a good night’s sleep …

I fumble through the contents of my bedside table for the ultimate undemanding partner. My %vibrator% doesn’t care about my bad breath, what I’m wearing or whether I can turn my head. It may be the height of laziness, but you gotta love variable speeds and battery-powered Os.

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