Spice Up Your Sex Life: Experiment with Flavored Lubes, Lotions and More

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Spice Up Your Sex Life: Experiment with Flavored Lubes, Lotions and More

Written by Nikki Daly

Friday, 22 June 2007

Spice Up Your Sex Life: Experiment with Flavored Lubes, Lotions and More

Just as the home-grown herbs on the back porch or the exotic spices on the kitchen rack might kick a favorite dish up a notch or two, a flavored lube, body cream or gel might be just the ingredient to take a particular night of passion from Wednesday to Wow!

For those who want to spice up their sex lives—literally—there are an astonishing array of delicious flavors that come in lubes, warming lubes, tingling gels, blow job drops and candies. Alone or in concert, they add a little sugar and spice to the usual bill of fare. Here are a few recipes to please the palate as well as the object of your affections. Bon appetite!
An apéritif is a drink usually enjoyed as the prelude to a full meal. It is served with something to nibble on such as olives or crackers. Apéritif also means the moment of friendliness when people get together to enjoy each other’s company. The word is French, derived from the Latin verb "aperire," which means to open. And, isn’t that appropriate, given what we’re planning?

The most obvious choice here is the Lover's Cocktail Warming Oil. These edible massage oils come in three flavors—Cosmo, Purple Passion and Apple Martini—and are cleverly packaged in a martini class. (Turn the glass over and unscrew the base.) Rub the slick, soothing oil on your lover’s naughty bits and as they begin to warm, blow on them to add even more heat.

Hungry for more, but watching your weight? Try Nipple Nibblers, a sugar-free, cherry-flavored lube sure to whet your appetite for the meal to come or Sweeten'd Blow Oral Pleasure Gel in the pink package just like the other sugar substitute.

Next up is the salad course, defined by the dictionary as a cold dish served with a dressing. In another less well-known lexicon, tossing a salad is a slang term for using your tongue on your partner’s anus, also called "rimming." Now, I know what you’re thinking, but hear me out. This is where product can shine, and you and your partner might take a shine to this bit of foreplay as well.

Two suggestions here. The first is Fruity Booty Anal Lube, billed as a lip-smacking lube that makes kissing ass taste great. If you like to have your bum licked, the Passion Fruit flavor may be just the thing to sweeten your lover’s experience. Then, there’s Sphincterine, which one happy user described as “Altoids for your ass.” It cleans and freshens, leaving you with a tingling sensation and your partner with a minty taste.

The American Heritage Dictionary gives the meaning of “entrée” as the main dish or the act of entering. Both definitions certainly apply here. The tasty Midnite Fire Massage Lotion heats up when you rub it or blow on it. Irish cream or pina colada is perfect for body shots. So, wet your whistle for a sensual banquet. For those who like a little bread and butter with supper, there is the Erotic Butter Combo. Slap a thick, rich pat on your favorite body part and dig in. And, should you need condoms, they come in flavors, too, banana, strawberry, cherry, spearmint and vanilla.

If the first three courses have left you wanting something more, how about dessert? Usually, a sweet course, maybe a small bit of cake with a bit of frosting, or even an after dinner cordial. Strawberry Hemp Lube is rich and creamy and tastes just like strawberry cheesecake. Yum! Or for just the frosting on the cake, try Body Whipped Crème, a spray-on mouse that turns your lover into a treat. Hooters Warming Oil comes in several flavors, none more perfect for a nightcap than cinnamon schnapps.

Nikki Daly
		About the author:
		Nikki Daly is a former newspaper reporter and magazine editor with more than 40 local, state and national awards for her articles and columns. A bit of a moving target, she began her career as a sports reporter, moved on to news and was editor of her hometown’s Charleston Magazine by the time she was 27. She loves travel and has written chapters on her favorite places for various guidebooks. Favorite trips have included Kenya, Africa, France, Ireland and Scotland. Her freelancing leaves her footloose and fancy free, which is just the way she likes it. Nikki has been working on several marketing projects for clients recently and as a translator/editor. Her latest translation was a French novel about the Belgian Congo. Nikki is single and dating.

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