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Masturbation seems like a pretty simple proposition, right? Most of us have been doing it since childhood, and I, for one, believe I have it down to a science. Ninety seconds of death metal on my iPod and a Slimline vibrator does the job just fine, thank you very much. Routines are routines because they work, and when we're gettin' off all by ourselves, who cares if it's the same old thing? My Slimline certainly never complains.

But masturbating for your partner’s viewing pleasure is different. When you're playing with yourself in front of your lover, the point isn't the destination—it's the long and thrilling ride. So grab a bottle of lube and keep the following hints in mind to create a mind-blowing solo performance that will leave your sweetie gasping for more.

Positioning: When you're by yourself, flat on your back is fine—in fact, I swear by it. But keep in mind that when you're putting on a show for your honey, he or she needs to be able to see the entire Theatre of Operations. Doggy-style is great for this—just stick your ass in the air and give yourself the classic reach-around. Your partner will appreciate the IMAX view, and—better yet—you'll have unimpeded access to both ports of entry. Or, if you're just not the doggy-style type, try shoving some pillows under your butt and spreading your legs wide. Either way, make your girl-parts pop by putting them on frank display, front and center, at eye level—now is no time for subtlety. Think Hustler, not Maxim.

Build-up: Don't just go for the gold immediately. Make your honey sweat by taking your time. Remember that your hands direct your partner's gaze, so run them along your curves sensuously and don't forget to spend plenty of time handling your own ta-tas. If you find the sensation of getting to second base with your own bad self boring or silly, just check for lumps—moan while you're doing it and your partner will never be the wiser. If you're in doggy position, try spanking yourself lightly. If smacking your own butt feels contrived, consider the fact that strippers have been doing it since the dawn of time: it may feel dumb, but it looks hot as hell.

Toys: Use them. Seriously. You can even use two at once. Experiment. See what fits where. It's like science!

Sounds: Don't neglect the audio component of your performance—a hot visual is great, but you don't want to look like a mime or a Mary Pickford film. Moan, sigh, and tell your partner how good it feels. If you run out of material, just think of it as narration—talk about what you're going to do next in an X-rated running monologue, and if you're really stumped, you can always invite viewer participation by asking your honey what he or she wants to see you do. "Do you like watching me?" is always a good choice: it underlines the naughtiness of what you're doing, and gives your baby a little voyeuristic frisson.

Coming: Okay, here's the kicker: when I masturbate for my partners I'm usually so focused on giving them a hot show that I have a trouble achieving lift-off. You may or may not have this problem, but if you do, you get to decide whether to fake it or not. I usually don't, but every girl has to make her own decision about it, and there's something to be said for a performance that ends with a bang.

One last note: Costuming. Millions of porn stars can't be wrong: a slutty ensemble enhances any sexual activity by roughly a thousand percent. Don't neglect footwear even if you're buck naked otherwise: a naked chick in shoes is a classic adult convention that never goes out of style. They don't have to be high heels, either—I've successfully rocked Doc Martens on more than one torrid occasion to great effect.

Remember that your partner loves your body, and the only thing he or she loves more is watching your body experience sensual pleasure. So let your fingers do the walking—whether it's the main act or an exciting prologue, letting your inner nasty girl come out to play can be an exhilarating rush for both of you.