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For me, and certainly for my husband, oral sex is a favorite entrée on our menu. But let’s face it, even filet mignon can start to get old if you always prepare it the same old way. I decided we needed to add a new spice to our repertoire.
My husband and I did a quick shop online (which in itself was both amusing and arousing), and within a few days a plain brown box was sitting on our doorstep. I quickly squirreled it away before the kids started asking questions.
