


| Hacking The Slimline—3 Unexpected Uses For An Old Standard |
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| Written by Sarah Katherine Lewis | |
| Tuesday, 24 June 2008 | |
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You already know you can use an old-fashioned, battery-operated vibrator inside your coochie, against your clit, and—if you're feeling naughty—in your booty. But I'll bet you never heard these three tricks for getting the most bang for your buck out of your favorite budget-friendly toy (and no, I don't mean using it to massage a stiff neck): 1. Stimulate your nipples by applying nipple clamps, then press the buzzing vibrator against the clamps. If your nipples are sensitive, the battery-powered throb will feel exquisitely pleasurable. Try unclamping your nipples, waiting a few moments, and then teasing them with your toy—the vibration, combined with the warmth of the blood rushing back to pinched skin, will create a tantalizing slow burn that's irresistible to those of us who like a little pain with our pleasure. 2. Torture his testicles by running your vibe over his most sensitive spots. Experiment with settings, gradually turning the dial from low to high: some men like a lot of sensation, but some can only stand the gentlest purr. For a blowjob he'll never forget, use the vibe on his boys while you pay lip service to his johnson—just be careful not to chip a tooth. And don't get too enthusiastic when you tease the area under his balls, sis: some men like anal penetration, but it's always polite to ask before you go spelunking. Men hate surprise back-door deliveries just as much as we do. 3. Play Blind Man's Bluff by blindfolding your partner, then running the vibe all over her body. Gently use the toy to buzz areas like her inner elbows, the backs of her knees, the sensitive folds of skin where her thighs meet her ass, and even (if she isn't too ticklish) between her toes! Go slowly, and don't tell her what part of her body you're going to concentrate on next. Half of the fun of being blindfolded is feeling blissfully out of control, safe in the hands of a loved and trusted partner, so surprise her by using the vibe between her thighs, across her shoulder blades, and under her breasts. If you take your time, she'll be begging you to use the vibrator on her in more traditional ways before too long. A final note: screwing like a couple of Energizer bunnies is easy when you have a batteries to spare, so invest in a couple of fresh packs and keep them under your pillow. Don't let a dead power-cell kill your buzz! | |
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