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| Top 10 Other Things to do with Your Toys |
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| Written by Nikki Daly | |
| Tuesday, 15 May 2007 | |
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10. Smoothie mixer. A waterproof, rotating rabbit vibrators can whip things up in the kitchen as well as the bedroom. Then watch your partner lick that mixer clean. 9. Wedding ring. Was it so good that you want her to be yours forever? Slip a Magic Super Stretch Cock Ring on her finger. 8. Objet d'art. Slap an 11-inch chocolate brown Sean Michael Super Cock with a suction cup base down on a marble pedestal in your foyer. Talk about a conversation piece! The XXX video veteran shared his gift with the world. So should you. 7. Champagne saver. No more carving up the cork to stopper a half-full bottle. Keep the bubbles in your bubbly with a small, bulbous jelly rubber butt plug. Tap for a tight fit. Easy in. Easy out. 6. WD 40. Anal lubes are perfect for greasing back doors – and back door hinges. One swipe, no squeak. 5. Night lights. Blow up some glow-in-the-dark condoms and toss them on the bed or in the bath for a little ambience. Better yet, get a Glow-in-the-Dark Clone-a-Willy Kit and make a bedside lamp that will keep your romance glowing all night. 4. Gasket. If leaky faucets are giving you a fit, slip on small, waterproof cock rings. No more drippy plumbing – in or out of bed. 3. Cold beverage coozie. Take those six-inch male masturbators, put a little ice in the bottom and slip a beer past the labia and into the sleeve. ‘Nuff said. 2. Neck massager. No, really, I’ve heard vibrators are actually good for muscle aches. 1. Self defense. In the event that a man breaks into your house, grab the King Dong Dildo and brandish it at the intruder. Nothing, and I mean nothing, scares a man more than the sight of giant genitalia that doesn’t belong to him. Do you have any other ideas? Suggest them here. (user generated content box here.) | |
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