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Movie Review: Carolina Jones Print E-mail
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Sunday, 22 June 2008

Take a trip with Indy’s daughter … complete with whip!

Carolina JonesRiding the coattails of the newest Indiana Jones movie, this spoof is based around the adventures of Indy’s daughter Ava Rose – who, I must admit, looks incredibly hot in her cropped top and leather pants.

The fun starts when Ava infiltrates an old monastery and comes across Steve Holmes and Nikki Blond in mid-coitus in a basement lined with flickering torches and sex toys instead of medieval torture devices. This scene’s all about dominance. Power swings back & forth between Steve and Nikki until he bends her over for a toe-touching doggy banging and takes charge for good – with a tied-up Bree Olson watching the whole time while awaiting her fate.

But Steve & Nikki’s tryst comes to an abrupt ending when Ava decides to rescue Bree and takes the two lovers out of the picture with a surprisingly gory method. Bree gets in a few blows of her one when she takes out a crazed knife-wielding monk with a well-thrown realistic dildo.

After successfully escaping, the girls get a mysterious telegram that sends the pussy-loving pair off to visit Ava’s old boyfriend, James Brossman – who’s traded a life of academic poverty for several million dollars selling artifacts to private collectors. (Arguably, one of the worst sins one can commit in the Indiana Jones universe – aside from being a power-mad Nazi or that guy who can rip your heart out of your chest.)

We find James examining a line of nude girls to pick his afternoon companion. After bringing Roxy Panther back to his boudoir, James surrenders control and lets her tie him up & blindfold him.

While James is getting a blindfolded blowjob, Bree & Ava come up with a plan to break into his mansion. Bree distracts the guards with her corn-pone accent, hot bod and naughty promises before dragging Alex off to ball his brains out! Meanwhile, Ava finds James still tied up and blindfolded – perfect for a little interrogation with honey and hungry, hungry ants.

James spills that he’s given the location of the Ark of the Convenant to an old Nazi, who’s determined to open it up and restore the Third Reich. Naturally, Ava & Bree decide they have to save the world so they take another little trip to the madman’s not-so-secret base. And along the way, Ava hooks up with bellhop David Perry – hopping on his cock and riding him like a jockey at the Kentucky Derby.

Remembering they still have to save the world, the girls try to steal the ark only to get caught red-handed. Thankfully, they get rescued by “Indy” and Bree’s old boyfriend and the Nazi gets his just desserts when he opens up the ark. Afterwards, Ava and Bree team up for a celebratory threesome with Karim. After a jaw-dropping tag-team blowjob, Bree goes down on Ava while some anal action by Karim.

While Carolina Jones is a decent enough story in its own right, it falls a little short trying to live up to the Indiana Jones series, lacking the fun and magic of the series. The somewhat gory deaths (for an adult movie) are a major turn off that further separates Carolina and Indiana. And there seems to be an awful lot of cowgirl positions and not enough variety for me. All in all, it’s a decent enough movie – especially with Ava in that outfit with a whip. It’s a worthwhile purchase (maybe on sale).





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